Boobs are good for your health. Let's face it, 99% of a man's workout is done in order to get boobs, see boobs, feel boobs, heck, even thinking of boobs is exercise... Don't be fooled, that stiffy isn't free!
Boobs are good for the economy. Why in the name of all that is sacred would I buy pants if that's not because of the hot chick in the add holding that guy's groin? Maybe if I get those pants THAT will be my groin. Exactly. Why in the world would I buy that particular brand of beer I dislike if it wasn't because of the hot bikini girls playfully toying around with those cold cans of silver bullets? Maybe if I buy that beer, THEN I'll be the beer can. Exactly. Have I ever been in the position where that power tool could have saved my life? No! Heck no! But have you seen the way she's holding it so tightly? Maybe if I buy those tools.... Just maybe.... Then I'll be that friggin' tool! Let's face it, I'm a man and I wouldn't buy anything if it wasn't because it's somehow related to boobs. I'd be rich! I wouldn't send a dime at all! Heck, I wouldn't even buy milk!
Boobs are great for society. Let's face it, if boobs did not exist, why would a man go out? I'd stay all fucking day long in bed playing video games, facing in front of the computer reading stupid blogs like this and basically just sit around the house eating whatever tickles my fancy! Cities would be nothing but manless places where women roam around while men are comfortably at home. Boobs make you go out, move your but and see the sun, smell the flowers, feel the air in your skin, hear the birds chirp, and yes, stare at women with great racks wolfing down the street.
That's why boobs are great for your health, great for the economy, great for the country and great for society. And don't let anyone say the opposite, boobs are all around good. Otherwise God wouldn't have made them so damn perfect.
Blue
